Dirty slut dating

Chicks who can’t breathe without being the center of attention are chicks who are unable to control their craving for fresh cock.

If your date has been around the world twice with multiple stops in Rome, Rio, Vegas, LA, or some Appalachian backwater you can be sure she’s “traveled” straight into the crotch of an exotic local at every destination.

And sadly, disgustingly, a lot of those people clutching their pearls and pointing their fingers and gearing up to (metaphorically) burn the witch are women.

Look, there are lots of unhappily coupled people, lots of unhappily chaste people, and lots of unhappy people who played by the supposed rules of keeping their knees together and still ended up single. If there's any kind of goal in dating, it is (or should be) to find someone that you like, who likes you and with whom you can have a relationship that works for both of you.

It's not a goddamned rollerderby contest with a bunch of hardened sluts elbowing you out of the way to get to the limited supply of cock. And no one has a crystal ball, and there's no higher power waiting to mete out punishment to sluts for enjoying themselves.

We planned to meet up and discuss whether we’d continue, but I was pretty sure we were done.

If you haven't heard, there's only one possible result when you're a "slut"—particularly if you have the audacity to do it without shame and—clutch your pearls, ladies—talk about it in a public forum. Who would want the cow when he can have the milk for free, we're told (because, like cows, we women apparently have no intrinsic value—we're just about what we can provide for others).We men have an excellent fallback system for flushing out the sluts.If we think you’ve been around, we act as if we’re going to rawdog you, only to reach for the condom at the last possible second."Dick Size War" When two sides both say there's is better, bigger, faster, longer, harder, whatever than the other side's.Women seem to think that men are too thickheaded and inattentive to identify which of them are cockgobbling cumguzzling sluts. You want to be on the lookout for manic depressives and girls who can’t make it through a ten minute conversation without screeching in phony excitement.

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